I think women should not step out of the house so they can avoid public toilets. The kind of public toilets India has. I look at them and think I would prefer to jump into my husband's funeral pyre They're so dirty It's disgusting, I don't understand how can it smell that way. Are some shitting dead bodies there? Disgusting! And if you look closely in a commode you'll see the bacteria also wearing a face mask, They Thinking about their bad karma. This might be the reason we are stuck on this commode where they are good bacteria. They would have been curdling milk.
You won't even spot cockroaches in these bathrooms because they also decided to give their kids a better upbringing and moved to the kitchen drain. It's time to migrate from here. Every toilet has a hook stuck in it which has just cardboard hanging from it. And then they have the audacity to put a poster on top of it That says " use one tissue only" Which one? And if you try and use the flush. Its flap will fly back into my face ki aise Kaise tune soch liye At your audacity for thinking that you'll find water at a place that doesn't have paper. They never have a latch. In some toilets, This one toilet had a latch. But its hole was at the top of course. This is how we lock doors.
There's no latch and I'm squatting there are you getting it? It's such a compromising position for me because I'm squatting and Ek hath see Maine Because I am holding my pants in one hand and my modesty in the other and if I move that hand for so much as 2 seconds.
Someone will barge in! and correct my form thinking it's my leg day. They're so damn dirty. I think public toilets were designed by a sexist man or a rejected lover. Priyaranjan, I might not have been able to give you an STD but I will make sure you contract UTI and they smell so bad. I think India's Independence struggle should have started from a toilet because if conspiracy smelled like that then Simon would go back immediately without wasting a second. Every toilet has an Odonil sachet hanging in it. That just makes it worse, till date I Don't know what Lavender actually smells like, They've ruined it for me It makes me gag. Because if you're here, might as well empty yourself and go " GOD".
That's why I just hold my pee in because you know I'd rather die but bladders also have the capacity I realised recently because 4 days later I sneezed because of a bit of an emergency situation, so I had to go in and go in for that much longer Exactly what I was trying to avoid all this while and then I just felt betrayed " My penis Mujhe hi meow" and when I did go in, I'm sorry it's going to get a little graphic and when I did go in voh dhaara it ni Tez nikli that cleaned the entire washroom Dislodging dirt from every corner places where the broom can't possibly reach were wiped clean by my pee I even cleaned some dirt webs on the ceiling one commode got eroded Dislodged and caused a landslide.
That's why every time I use a washroom I just go stand outside with pride in my eyes and wait for the next person to come in and as that person is walking inside the urinal I just lean in and say "Chauk gae". The other day I was visited by "Hus ain Aaye tha Harpic lekar My parents shooed him away saying he's not needed because their son has just returned from a road trip.